Zombies are aware of two things.  Well…ONE thing at least: Their stomachs. And with a constant craving for flesh, zombies are having a hard time staying in shape. In today’s health conscience world, zombies know that a steady diet of brains is really the only way to go. Intestines,...

Your morning can’t be off to a great start when it feels like you’ve made out with your cat’s butt all night long. Thankfully, I have no cats, but morning breath is one of the worst thing to wake up to (second to a cat’s butthole). I’m not ashamed to admit that oral hygiene is a big...

Omg. Nothing boosts self-confidence more than making it through bay area traffic in one piece. Anywhooo, things are a little slow here, I know. On to the excuses: Between my moving and my accidentally breaking about 50k worth of stuff belonging to my friend’s stepdad (causing my very...