I have nothing against art (except my own). But when people line up in droves, fighting you for a peek at “maggot art”, you know that society has taken a turn for the worst. It doesn’t take a special maggot to create a masterpiece, just one with enough energy to make it across a...

People are suckers when it comes to the cute. Turning anything into a stuffed animal with googly eyes makes it an instant sensation. You wouldn’t think to use a cow patty as a pillow…but create a stuffed, plush version with a cute smile and detachable fly and GOOD GOD, get out of the...

Pigeons have managed to take over almost every city on the planet.   Pelicans are the solution! Poisons and nets are messy and timeconsuming. Pelicans, on the other hand, will happily gobble up the occasional pigeon to help out with population control (seen HERE). Unfortunately, the...

Living in the Middle East, I didn’t have a lot of English books to choose from as a kid, and for some reason or another I ended up with titles like “Weird Crap You Are Better Off Not Reading About”, “True Horror Stories”, “Haunted Houses”,...

This is one of the better Craigslist ads I’ve seen in a while: I crack up every time I look at it. I just imagine a poor, bewildered possum getting picked up off the porch by a nearsighted little man who doesn’t know the difference between a wild animal and a house...