Nothing is cooler than pulling a crusty, old, headgear out of your face to ensure your fellow classmates that you aren’t really a horse. I had a hard enough time fitting in as the awkward, plumpy, awkwardly dressed, new kid… But that damn metal, torture device propelled me into a...

So I had the pleasure of having my 7 year old cousin flick her floppy little tooth in my face and hear her yell upstairs as Mom pulled it out. Man, what a proud moment that was for my baby cousin. Nobody could escape this kid as she showed everyone the lonely hole that once housed that tooth...

There are only two things that force me to take Valium: Airplane rides and going to the dentist. There is no real reason to be afraid of flying (besides the fact that you’re thousands of feet in the air trapped in a metal box) but dentists are a whole different story. On your left you...