Sweaters seem to transform even the ugliest of beasts into something more appealing. Maybe it’s the fact that sweaters add extra bulk to an animal (the Squishy effect), or because we pity anything that has lost all self-respect. Either way, if you’re an ugly animal in need of a...

Most four year olds just want to play with their toys, run around making as much noise as possible and maybe harass their parents after watching a commercial about the newest kind of McNugget. Getting their toenails cut down to nothing, and then having their toes broken isn’t really...