We all like breasts. But when jiggling masses of white meat get in the way of a normal sex life, it’s an obvious sign that things have gone too far. Domesticated turkeys have expanded to the point where natural reproduction is impossible. These over- bred monstrosities may be tasty, but with...

Vampire novels seem to be the latest craze. Sure, Anne Rice novels were incredibly popular way back when, but those books are nothing compared to the Twilight Series. This badly written phenomenon has caused both teens, moms and the occasional confused hetero male to read about the sexy...