I already established that horror movies are an excellent form of birth control… BUT they’re an even more effective dieting tool! Ever try eating a mayonnaise slathered sandwich while watching “The Fly” ? It’s IMPOSSIBLE! If you can keep anything down while watching a slimy, mutant...

I’ve had a lot of pets over the years, but none left more of a mark than a very special chicken, known affectionately as “Salmonella” or “Chicken”. Salmonella came to me in a small cardboard box. I can’t say I was too pleased when I opened up this supposed gift to find a shivering...