Posts Tagged ‘pets’

Dirty Treats

worm-on-a-spoonI doubt any part of the body experiences more sensations than the mouth throughout the day (chewing, spitting, swallowing, talking, breathing, eating…) . The mouth is constantly active, but NOTHING compares to the oral fixation we experience as a baby: Babies will shove everything they can get their chubby little fingers on straight into their mouths-fingers included. Ironically, food gets spit right out, but Legos, plastic cars, barbie heads and dirt will make its way into their gummy faces and ferment with their saliva for hours. Babies ‘feel’ the world with their mouths.

The sandbox is the prime location for a quick in-between meal. The sand has to get replaced constantly because babies eat their way through the grains like hungry termites tunneling their way through wood (This may be a slight over-exaguration). I’ve seen more than one baby flop around in a sandbox with glee, spraying sand everywhere and then throwing a handful of the stuff down their throats. I never have the urge to stop them, though, since these kids actually know what they’re doing.

Dirt- and even the worms that come with it-are actually beneficial to these orally fixated toddlers. The bacteria and worms that make their way into the kids’ bodies boost their immune system. In fact, the poor babies not allowed to indulge their appetites for an occasional bite of mud are more likely to end up with asthma, allergies, multiple sclerosis and inflammatory bowl disease. Though coughing up a lung or exploding through diapers may sound like fun, I’m sure these babies are better off eating what they want and avoiding the extra-curricular activities we just mentioned.

They have an inherant desire to suck on everything for a reason. Who are we to stop a behavior that took millions of years to evolve? You may soon find little flinstone shaped dirt and worm capsules at the pharmacy next to the colorful vitamins.

The irony is that parents will probably feed dirt to their kids if it is nicely packaged and they are forced to pay for it. Nobody ever trusts anything that’s free…

 

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Squishy Goodness

It’s amazing how a thick layer of fat transforms the most hideous, gangly animal into something you can’t resist hugging. Plump hippos, wrinkled elephants, morbidly obese pugs, and waddling penguins are examples of animals that are all incredibly popular. This is quite possibly because of their bulbous bodies.

Fat seems to have a calming effect on the being it envelops. You may not know it, but the animal pictured above is a Chihuahua. Chihuahuas are crazed, maniacal little beasts and this one was no exception. He was born an insolent puppy who bit anything that walked by. But as the little guy grew to look more like a fuzzy watermelon with a grape for a head (thanks to a carefully formulated diet), he became too lazy to do anything but roll towards the food dish, and lie there wheezing until it was filled. What a good little boy.

fat-chihuahuaThe cat down there doesn’t seem to have such a bad life, either. His expression is that of pure joy. Not only that, but it’s claws probably don’t extend out far enough to escape the fat that encapsulates them, so the owner never has to worry about getting scratched. A cat this fat though, is too placid to scratch anything anyway. For a great video on how to overfeed your pet properly click HERE. (Ignore the message at the end)

bigfatcatOn the other hand, skinny, decrepit animals-like writhing snakes, sick hyenas or spindly legged insects, leave much to be desired. It is no surprise that evil characters in Disney cartoons bare more resemblance to a walking skeleton than anything else. Nobody is going to trust a person with eyes sunk deep into a skinny face. This is even truer when the person also has sharp cheekbones that poke out of the leathery skin stretched over their faces.

One animal in particular, the Aye-Aye, has been associated with bad luck for decades, mainly because of its long and bony finger. This finger is used for nothing more than plucking unsuspecting, fat, little grubs (also cute) out of trees, but people think it’s a symbol of death. If the aye-aye had been blessed with a big, stumpy finger instead, rest assured that it would be associated with good luck and prosperity instead of doom.

Fat isn’t just for looks either: Ducks float around on their fat chests while jiggling seals are protected from the elements thanks to their padded, buttery hides. Puffer-fish are definitely more appealing after force-feeding themselves water to turn into big spiky balls.

The question is why do we ‘oooh’ and ‘awww’ at fat animals, when we scowl at the sweaty, wheezing, human chubsters who we are forced to make a detour around on the sidewalk?

The concept that fat=cute mainly works for cartoons and animals, but there still are cultures that claim the fatter the woman, the sexier and more comfortable she is…not unlike your favorite couch (more on that in another post).

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