I doubt any part of the body experiences more sensations than the mouth throughout the day (chewing, spitting, swallowing, talking, breathing, eating…) . The mouth is constantly active, but NOTHING compares to the oral fixation we experience as a baby: Babies will shove everything they can get their chubby little fingers on straight into their mouths-fingers included. Ironically, food gets spit right out, but Legos, plastic cars, barbie heads and dirt will make its way into their gummy faces and ferment with their saliva for hours. Babies ‘feel’ the world with their mouths.
The sandbox is the prime location for a quick in-between meal. The sand has to get replaced constantly because babies eat their way through the grains like hungry termites tunneling their way through wood (This may be a slight over-exaguration). I’ve seen more than one baby flop around in a sandbox with glee, spraying sand everywhere and then throwing a handful of the stuff down their throats. I never have the urge to stop them, though, since these kids actually know what they’re doing.
Dirt- and even the worms that come with it-are actually beneficial to these orally fixated toddlers. The bacteria and worms that make their way into the kids’ bodies boost their immune system. In fact, the poor babies not allowed to indulge their appetites for an occasional bite of mud are more likely to end up with asthma, allergies, multiple sclerosis and inflammatory bowl disease. Though coughing up a lung or exploding through diapers may sound like fun, I’m sure these babies are better off eating what they want and avoiding the extra-curricular activities we just mentioned.
They have an inherant desire to suck on everything for a reason. Who are we to stop a behavior that took millions of years to evolve? You may soon find little flinstone shaped dirt and worm capsules at the pharmacy next to the colorful vitamins.
The irony is that parents will probably feed dirt to their kids if it is nicely packaged and they are forced to pay for it. Nobody ever trusts anything that’s free…



February 1st, 2009
Seafoodpuncher
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The cat down there doesn’t seem to have such a bad life, either. His expression is that of pure joy. Not only that, but it’s claws probably don’t extend out far enough to escape the fat that encapsulates them, so the owner never has to worry about getting scratched. A cat this fat though, is too placid to scratch anything anyway. For a great video on how to overfeed your pet properly click 
