Those of you who read the previous post may have come to realize that there is a massive amount of ice cream melting throughout the nation. It is HOT! I guess sweating out a lung is enough for most people to come to this conclusion on their own, but I just want to make it clear...

I woke up before 9am today so I thought for sure that hell had frozen over, but NO…it’s still so goddamn hot!  What is going on?  Alright! I managed to turn on the computer and read my email…and I have to say, I’m very impressed with myself right now. Most people...