My tastes have become a little more refined over the years, but I’ve always appreciated cheese. Nobody knew this better than my grandmother. I recall her telling me how she spent a good 5 minutes rummaging through our packed fridge to eventually find a large block of what she assumed to be...

What the hell is that? Is that a hair on my chin? I thought only old ladies get those! Oh wait. It gets better! What is that thing it’s attached to? A mole??! Sweet Jeezus, how have I never noticed that mound before! Well, thanks to the 2 inch long hair that was trailing out of it,...

A little while ago, my wallet was stolen at the local Movie Theatre. It either dropped out of my bag, or some sneaky son of a Bi$%*  managed to grope around my backpack while I was oblivious to everything except for the chubby kid next to me crunching down on hand-fulls of popcorn. I was...