Ever try to carve out a turnip? Well, let me explain the process to you: it SUCKS. Thank god we’ve got pumpkins these days. The Irish started the whole practice of carving out their vegetables to keep away evil spirits. I’m assuming most spirits scoffed at the carved potatoes and turnips...

Aaaah, good ol’ Saint Patrick’s day. The day where I wonder whether it’s really worth it to brave the countless bars that play host to all the alcoholics who want nothing more than to drink a keg of Guinness, pass out and then wake up at an IHOP in the morning. Though the...