But when jiggling masses of white meat get in the way of a normal sex life, it’s an obvious sign that things have gone too far.

Domesticated turkeys have expanded to the point where natural reproduction is impossible. These over- bred monstrosities may be tasty, but with no one around to help out with the chick making process, these birds would be extinct within 10 years.

I don’t know if I approve of their lifestyle.

Big boobs are OK, but what’s the point if you get nothing out of them…except a VIP pass to the nearest oven.

Genetically engineered turkeys may actually be a masterfully planned scheme…targeting man’s biggest weaknesses: boobies and food.

Who could resist?

Those plump, oversized, brain damaged turkeys prove how devious the food industry really is…