I already established that horror movies are an excellent form of birth control… BUT they’re an even more effective dieting tool! Ever try eating a mayonnaise slathered sandwich while watching “The Fly” ? It’s IMPOSSIBLE! If you can keep anything down while watching a slimy, mutant...

If I’ve learned anything from watching horror movies, it’s that kids are freaking scary. Orphans thank their adoptive parents by stabbing the family and poisoning the dog. Infants glare out of from under their woolen bonnets with shining, red eyes, while possessed toddlers puke up...