Happy Groundhog’s day! Very few people know this, but today is the only day of the year meant to commemorate all the hogs that have become a part of American history…in our hotdogs and bologna. My understanding of the holiday is that if you see the shadow of a traditional bologna...

October is my favorite month! Not only does October have the same first two syllables as “octopus” (most awesome cephalopod ever), but it’s a month that I associate with all of those beautiful fall colors… And I’m not talking about autumn leaves here… I’m talkin’ bout’...

Aaaah, good ol’ Saint Patrick’s day. The day where I wonder whether it’s really worth it to brave the countless bars that play host to all the alcoholics who want nothing more than to drink a keg of Guinness, pass out and then wake up at an IHOP in the morning. Though the...

How America Ruined It All: Americans don’t like morbid stories: Just like they changed up the Brothers Grimm, getting rid of all the gore, they also changed Santa Claus to make him less frightening. America needs to censor everything, and just look where that got us: We have a morbidly...