Listen people! I have to say this in case any previous employers read my blog…do NOT under any circumstances handle bats. Call your local wildlife rehabilitator. I know Twilightis all the rage…STILL…but making out with a bat is a guaranteed way of getting rabies since the virus is in...

Ever try to carve out a turnip? Well, let me explain the process to you: it SUCKS. Thank god we’ve got pumpkins these days. The Irish started the whole practice of carving out their vegetables to keep away evil spirits. I’m assuming most spirits scoffed at the carved potatoes and turnips...

October is my favorite month! Not only does October have the same first two syllables as “octopus” (most awesome cephalopod ever), but it’s a month that I associate with all of those beautiful fall colors… And I’m not talking about autumn leaves here… I’m talkin’ bout’...