Christopher Vear of Vearpothesis shares his home with two wet, bulging, eyeballs attached to a wrinkled towel. I’m told that this abomination is actually a kind of dog known as a pug.  The following guest post written and illustrated by the talented artist highlights one of the...

Chris Hoke enjoys fake mustaches, women’s tennis, and tea. Visit him at ChrisHokeBlog.com I hope you enjoy his contribution to seafoodpunch: * * * I have, occasionally, what I can only think of as minor, but intense, obsessions with certain things. I managed to hide this from my wife for...

Guest post by Micah Zuorski (completely unedited) On Sandwichocracy * How about ‘sandwichocracy’, a form of government where power is determined by sandwich. In a democratic sandwichocracy, a sandwich is chosen by the people. In a fascist sandwichocracy, the people are given no...