I love Jellyfish! As long as they’re not swimming near me… I just read a story about someone’s workday completely ruined by one of these gelatinous freaks of nature…and I couldn’t keep it to myself. How selfish would it be if I didn’t share someone...
Fighting Rhinos and ...
posted by gspeed
They’re coming. I can feel it. They’ve already gotten a hold of everyone else, so it’s only a matter of time before they get a hold of me. Friggin cold viruses. I don’t mind you hitching a ride on a couple of my cells…I have a few to spare, I guess…but wouldn’t we both benefit...
Ratty Intruder
posted by gspeed
I would like to take a moment to reminisce about the time my house was broken into…REPEATEDLY. At first, I would notice little things missing here and there: Pieces of paper, cookies, chunks out of my favorite sweater. It really wasn’t too bad until the culprit grew some balls and ran...
Crabs Have It Rough-...
posted by gspeed
Do you ever wonder why they’re two different species of lice (i.e. the head louse and crab louse) crawling around our bodies when it makes more sense to just get harassed by one friggin kind of louse? No? Maybe it’s just me then… *Googling* AHA! I knew it! Basically, we have...
Tricked By A Unicorn
posted by gspeed
In mythology and ancient literature throughout Greece, Europe and Asia, unicorns were depicted as powerful and fierce animals. Their description varies by region and time-period, but unicorns typically galloped around on cloven hooves, while flicking away flies with a lion’s tail. Some...