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This is one of the better Craigslist ads I’ve seen in a while:

I crack up every time I look at it. I just imagine a poor, bewildered possum getting picked up off the porch by a nearsighted little man who doesn’t know the difference between a wild animal and a house cat…and then the post “CAT FOUND!”. He is so excited about his find, but you can’t help but feel sorry for the man. The possum, on the other hand, doesn’t know what to make of the bowl of cat food, but I’m sure he isn’t too unhappy about it. The thing does look cheerful in the first photo (almost like he’s laughing at the person taking the picture).

What about the asian man who ended up with a vengeful arctic fox, when he thought he bought a pomeranian puppy? See the full article HERE.

It seems that wild animals are taking advantage of people’s ignorance to sneak into their homes, scratch up their faces and feast on the food that’s thrown at them. Animals are evolving all the time. I doubt that they want to be kept as pets, but seeing articles like this does make it look like they planned it all out. We’ve encroached on their territory long enough: Now it’s time for them to sneak into OUR homes, eat OUR food and poop on OUR floors!

Moving along: Here is another prime example of a good person making the mistake of opening his doors to a wild animal: A Chinese herdsmen found what he thought were two orphaned kittens while taking his sheep out to graze.

In the past few months these kittens have grown into full-blown snow leopards that snack on the poor farmers sheep, chickens and pride. He doesn’t look all too happy in the photo.  I imagine that when this photo was taken, herdsman Zhang Peiwei (that’s his real name, by the way) was wondering if he might have inadvertantly spilled some growth hormones into the cat food.

Just think twice before you pick up that cute black and white, striped cat rooting around your trash. It may all be planned out and part of the animal rebellion. You don’t want to end up like PeiWei.