Getting invited to dinner comes with its risks. It’s usually easy to pretend you like something…or to hide it in your napkin. The ideal hosts will sometimes supply a hungry dog to dispose of any unwanted food thrown under the table. One thing you can’t easily pretend to like,...

I don’t watch porn…but I do watch the food network for similar results. Lately, it seems like the most popular turn-on has to do with...

I went to boarding school in Germany for a year. Out of all the horrors I endured there, nothing stands out more than the incident with one particularly gross encased meat product- The Blood Sausage. Boarding school wasn’t too bad, but naturally there were rules we all had to follow-Lights...

Back in the day, it took a while to drum up enough courage to take a bite of the jiggling mass of spam that made its way out of the can and onto my plate. But boy, was it worth it: Pure sodium, meaty goodness. It did help that anything tastes good when you’re eating it on the beach. But...

I already established that horror movies are an excellent form of birth control… BUT they’re an even more effective dieting tool! Ever try eating a mayonnaise slathered sandwich while watching “The Fly” ? It’s IMPOSSIBLE! If you can keep anything down while watching a slimy, mutant...