An abandoned fly followed me into my house recently. It’s pretty big as far as flies go, and needs more space than I can provide. He is very well behaved and likes nothing more sharing a donut and some dysentery with his loving owner. If you know anyone who can give Vincent a good home,...

I have nothing against art (except my own). But when people line up in droves, fighting you for a peek at “maggot art”, you know that society has taken a turn for the worst. It doesn’t take a special maggot to create a masterpiece, just one with enough energy to make it across a...