What? You don’t think unicorns are scary? Well, you’d be wrong!  Why do you think this one’s so fat? It’s from eating all those people! Well, at the very LEAST…it eats gingerbread men pretending that they’re people…  OOoooooooOOOoooooooo   Alright, I have a confession...

You know you’ve arrived in hell when the healthiest thing on the menu is a plump, greasy, polish sausage nestled inside a starchy bun. Costco is hell. I enjoy Costco. In fact, I enjoy it entirely too much. It. Needs. To. End… Tomorrow So today…we drive to the warehouse full of...

My eyes had begun to glaze over as I made my way through the pet store in search of the perfect fish. I passed small, beady-eyed cichlids and dozens of other shiny fish that flitted from one end of their tanks to the other. Nothing really peaked my interest, though. They were all just boring...

Some men enjoy the sensation of sinking into a comfortable couch after a hard day at work, while a doting wife massages their shoulders and asks about their day. Why not combine the best of both worlds and come home to a big, squishy woman you can relax on? I can only imagine how good it must...

It’s amazing how a thick layer of fat transforms the most hideous, gangly animal into something you can’t resist hugging. Plump hippos, wrinkled elephants, morbidly obese pugs, and waddling penguins are examples of animals that are all incredibly popular. This is quite possibly...