Centaurs had a terrible reputation in ancient Greece. They were seen as vile, obnoxious beasts that feasted on meat and pain and BABIES… and worst of all…they couldn’t handle their liquor. Centaurs are mean drunks… I’m not one to believe these stories since horses keel over from...

  What? You don’t think unicorns are scary? Well, you’d be wrong!  Why do you think this one’s so fat? It’s from eating all those people! Well, at the very LEAST…it eats gingerbread men pretending that they’re people…  OOoooooooOOOoooooooo   Alright, I have a confession...