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		<title>Unemployment…</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;ve been happily unemployed for a couple weeks now and can&#8217;t seem to enjoy this little vacation any longer. It&#8217;s time to find work, but what the hell am I qualified for? I studied Animal Biology, International Relations and German. I could ship long haired rabbits abroad for a German company, perhaps? Work on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I&#8217;ve been happily unemployed for a couple weeks now and can&#8217;t seem to enjoy this little vacation any longer. It&#8217;s time to find work, but what the hell am I qualified for? I studied Animal Biology, International Relations and German. I could ship long haired rabbits abroad for a German company, perhaps? Work on a cruise-ship for German retirees and their pets? I&#8217;ve got it!!! I could be the international representative for the veterinarians that improve your pet&#8217;s self-esteem with <a href="http://seafoodpunch.com/2009/01/plastic-balls-for-bigger-better-pet/" target="_blank">plastic surgery</a>! No? Food critic?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m taking suggestions.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m curious where I&#8217;ll end up, but for now, I&#8217;ll just fend off the depression by watching &#8220;Dirty Jobs&#8221; (there ARE people worse off than me) and Spongebob Squarepants.</p>
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