Seafoodpunch

So, I’ve been happily unemployed for a couple weeks now and can’t seem to enjoy this little vacation any longer. It’s time to find work, but what the hell am I qualified for? I studied Animal Biology, International Relations and German. I could ship long haired rabbits abroad for a German company, perhaps? Work on a cruise-ship for German retirees and their pets? I’ve got it!!! I could be the international representative for the veterinarians that improve your pet’s self-esteem with plastic surgery! No? Food critic?

I’m taking suggestions.

I’m curious where I’ll end up, but for now, I’ll just fend off the depression by watching “Dirty Jobs” (there ARE people worse off than me) and Spongebob Squarepants.