I mentioned my dog’s embarrassing problem a few posts back. To make up for his non-existent bowl movements, he has decided to cover everything in urine instead. Plants, bikes, fire hydrants, sidewalks, pant legs…NOTHING can escape the stream. This dog prances around the...

Christopher Vear of Vearpothesis shares his home with two wet, bulging, eyeballs attached to a wrinkled towel. I’m told that this abomination is actually a kind of dog known as a pug.  The following guest post written and illustrated by the talented artist highlights one of the...

So it’s finally come to this: PRETENDING to pick up dog crap along the sidewalk to get accepted by the people next door. Walking the dog is definitely an experience because…and stay with me here…this dog has been blessed with a magic asshole. I’m serious. He’ll eat. He’ll...

I’ve lived with a girl who faked being handicapped, a Minotaur and a fundamental Christian who belly danced on the weekends for some extra cash. But nothing was worse  than when one roommate decided to bring along her cat. I was excited at first. I wouldnt mind a cat around the house;...

This is one of the better Craigslist ads I’ve seen in a while: I crack up every time I look at it. I just imagine a poor, bewildered possum getting picked up off the porch by a nearsighted little man who doesn’t know the difference between a wild animal and a house...