Zombies are aware of two things.  Well…ONE thing at least: Their stomachs. And with a constant craving for flesh, zombies are having a hard time staying in shape. In today’s health conscience world, zombies know that a steady diet of brains is really the only way to go. Intestines,...

I already established that horror movies are an excellent form of birth control… BUT they’re an even more effective dieting tool! Ever try eating a mayonnaise slathered sandwich while watching “The Fly” ? It’s IMPOSSIBLE! If you can keep anything down while watching a slimy, mutant...

If you want to lose weight, don’t order the ‘Quintuple Bypass Ice-Cream Sundae’.  Even if you live  through the brain freeze, survive the chest pains and get over the embarrassment of having your photo taken for the restaurant wall…you’ll still regret...