I don’t watch porn…but I do watch the food network for similar results. Lately, it seems like the most popular turn-on has to do with...

Aaaah…you know life is going well when you start resembling the foods you enjoy. Pizza faces and cottage cheese thighs are just a couple of examples.  I never thought I would say this, though: I have had it with all the muffintops in my neighborhood! They are taking over…and I...