While visiting Germany, I learned how Europeans really felt about Americans – “fat, lazy, gun slinging, burger-loving Americans”. The younger generation knows better, though. You’re not going to get mugged or shot by a rogue hillbilly while traveling around this...

Some men enjoy the sensation of sinking into a comfortable couch after a hard day at work, while a doting wife massages their shoulders and asks about their day. Why not combine the best of both worlds and come home to a big, squishy woman you can relax on? I can only imagine how good it must...

Most four year olds just want to play with their toys, run around making as much noise as possible and maybe harass their parents after watching a commercial about the newest kind of McNugget. Getting their toenails cut down to nothing, and then having their toes broken isn’t really...

Food, Sleep and Sex – A few things on every one’s priority list, whether you admit it or not. I figured as the first blog for a website, why not try and write about something everyone can relate to. Since porn is pretty easy to come by online (sex…check), and you’ll...