Seafoodpunch » cartoon http://seafoodpunch.com Tue, 31 Aug 2010 05:11:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Fighting Rhinos and Coronas http://seafoodpunch.com/2009/10/07/fighting-rhinos-and-coronas/ http://seafoodpunch.com/2009/10/07/fighting-rhinos-and-coronas/#comments Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:55:00 +0000 Seafoodpuncher http://seafoodpunch.com/?p=2242 Has Nothing To Do with the BeerThey’re coming.

 I can feel it.

They’ve already gotten a hold of everyone else, so it’s only a matter of time before they get a hold of me.

Friggin cold viruses.

I don’t mind you hitching a ride on a couple of my cells…I have a few to spare, I guess…but wouldn’t we both benefit if you didn’t make me cough up a lung and force me to cancel a date on account of the fact that it looks like slugs just left a slime trail on their way out of my nostrils?

I’m more than willing to compromise. I mean, really…If you were smart about it, you’d make me feel AWESOME…you’d make me WANT to jump in front of someone about to sneeze with my mouth hanging wide open, PRAYING that I get a piece of you.

Right now, though, the only benefit of catching a cold is the loss of appetite.sneeze

Well, that just SUCKS. You’re going to need to do better than that.

Right now…prepare to FIGHT.

Stupid rhinoviruses. You gotta love the name, though. RHINOvirus…

It gets better: The second most common type of cold virus is known as a type of Coronavirus.

We just got back from Mexico…so it probably makes sense that it’s the coronavirus we’re carrying around.

to snails, snot is a good thing

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If I were going to have a giant stone statue in my front yard, there’s no question which animal I’d choose: Griffin. Ever since I was a little boy.

“A griffin? Why?” my wife asked, as if she had to.

“It’s an eagle AND a lion. It’s the two kings of the animal world wrapped up in one neat little package. It’s a symbol of royalty, and, if they existed, they would be, unequivocally, the scariest thing on the planet. What’s more terrifying than a lion that can fly and tear you apart with it’s razor sharp beak?”

“A bear with sharks for arms,” she replied without missing a beat.

I thought about that for a moment and conceded the point.

“Touché, baby,” I said.

 

After reading that paragraph, my life had meaning again! I would draw this creature…the scariest thing on the planet. And I have to say, I’ve created something beautiful.

It brings tears to my eyes. Tears of FEAR!

Unfortunately, my friend Greg doesn’t tend to agree with me, and claims that the image below looks more like a perverted bear with his paws rammed up a couple of sharks’ asses- Sort of like a grizzly puppeteer.

Whatever! That’s an ESCALATED level of scary awesome! Who isn’t afraid of puppets?!

I don’t know why people don’t take me seriously.

Bear with shark for arms. Scariest thing on the planet.

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