I know not to judge a book by it’s cover. Ironically, I’ll still judge people by the cover of the books that they’re reading. I know you do too! The unfortunate truth is that I’ve gotten suckered into enjoying the paranormal crap flooding the market, as well. Damn you...

Vampire novels seem to be the latest craze. Sure, Anne Rice novels were incredibly popular way back when, but those books are nothing compared to the Twilight Series. This badly written phenomenon has caused both teens, moms and the occasional confused hetero male to read about the sexy...