If I’ve learned anything from watching horror movies, it’s that kids are freaking scary. Orphans thank their adoptive parents by stabbing the family and poisoning the dog. Infants glare out of from under their woolen bonnets with shining, red eyes, while possessed toddlers puke up...

I doubt any part of the body experiences more sensations than the mouth throughout the day (chewing, spitting, swallowing, talking, breathing, eating…) . The mouth is constantly active, but NOTHING compares to the oral fixation we experience as a baby: Babies will shove everything...