Americans don’t like morbid stories: Just like they changed up the Brothers Grimm, getting rid of all the gore, they also changed Santa Claus to make him less frightening. America needs to censor everything, and just look where that got us: We have a morbidly obese Santa who eats all of...

Zombies are aware of two things.  Well…ONE thing at least: Their stomachs. And with a constant craving for flesh, zombies are having a hard time staying in shape. In today’s health conscience world, zombies know that a steady diet of brains is really the only way to go. Intestines,...

I thought I’d upload a short video of the whole illustration process for whoever is interested. This is my first stab at video editing…but I’m not entirely unhappy with how it came out. This little guy took about 30 minutes to complete in real...

You know what’s scary to most walruses? Killer whales! buaaaarrgh. But what happens when a walrus gets vampified… Well, actually…nothing really...

Signs of the apocalypse are everywhere. First it was a volcano barfing up smoke all over Europe, then a gaping hole swallowed a small portion of south America, and as if that wasn’t enough to get our attention, earthquakes began rolling through town driving the message home: The world is...

I know not to judge a book by it’s cover. Ironically, I’ll still judge people by the cover of the books that they’re reading. I know you do too! The unfortunate truth is that I’ve gotten suckered into enjoying the paranormal crap flooding the market, as well. Damn you...