What the… Someone decided to interview me! *dimples* Check out the post at Say Anything to see me making an ass of myself and being quoted for everyone’s entertainment. I hope it provides you with some lolz. I got asked to partake in the “Say Anything…” goodness a...

Christopher Vear of Vearpothesis shares his home with two wet, bulging, eyeballs attached to a wrinkled towel. I’m told that this abomination is actually a kind of dog known as a pug.  The following guest post written and illustrated by the talented artist highlights one of the...

Chris Hoke enjoys fake mustaches, women’s tennis, and tea. Visit him at ChrisHokeBlog.com I hope you enjoy his contribution to seafoodpunch: * * * I have, occasionally, what I can only think of as minor, but intense, obsessions with certain things. I managed to hide this from my wife for...

Guest post by Micah Zuorski (completely unedited) On Sandwichocracy * How about ‘sandwichocracy’, a form of government where power is determined by sandwich. In a democratic sandwichocracy, a sandwich is chosen by the people. In a fascist sandwichocracy, the people are given no...

Editor’s Note: Mostromundo is a planet sized organism orbiting a modest black hole near the galactic core. He communicates with mankind mostly out of pity, and won’t reveal his exact location in the heavens because he’s worried you might stop by.  This character will...