Golf is fascinating, isn’t it? NO IT’S NOT!!!! “Golf is a good walk spoiled” I’ve played it. I was mildly entertained, but I would really feel sorry for any sap stuck watching me score a 54-over. I can understand that the people living on the small isle where the sport...

Signs of the apocalypse are everywhere. First it was a volcano barfing up smoke all over Europe, then a gaping hole swallowed a small portion of south America, and as if that wasn’t enough to get our attention, earthquakes began rolling through town driving the message home: The world is...

I already established that horror movies are an excellent form of birth control… BUT they’re an even more effective dieting tool! Ever try eating a mayonnaise slathered sandwich while watching “The Fly” ? It’s IMPOSSIBLE! If you can keep anything down while watching a slimy, mutant...

9 out of 10 Americans are allergic to falling down the stairs. I’m now part of the majority. An incident with some particularly rude cement steps resulted in a swollen butt cheek and scraped arms. Thanks to the very informative wiki-answers on “how to NOT fall down stairs,” I now...