Hurray! I cant believe I didn’t post this sooner. I was just nominated as “Funny not Slutty” comedian of the week! Check it out HERE! My glory will last a whole week! That’s great…but apparently my attempts at being slutty havn’t really gone noticed. That...

Cakes are part of the most important days of our lives: Weddings, birthdays, holidays or just for fun. So when we open a box expecting a professionally decorated cake, but get a noxious blob that even the most unskilled baby could cough up after too many cookies, we tend to get...

Secrets eat away at you. For whatever reason, people have the need to admit their most disturbing emotions to others, as if sharing their thoughts will relinquish them of some of their guilt. Not only that, but we are drawn to gossip like flies to roadkill. Maybe hearing the confessions of...

It was definitely cold outside, but the fresh air was a welcome change from the boring stink of the office. I wandered around aimlessly for a while, which was still more productive than anything I could have ever done at my desk. Playing solitaire is only fun for so long. Feeling ambitious, I...

Bums come in all shapes and sizes: From the person who hangs out in front of the liquor store with one gloved hand held out for some change while he coughs in the other, to the thirty year old who plays WOW in the attic while waiting for his disgruntled friend to bring up some more...

I had a great idea for a website. It was going to be incredible…unfortunately, someone else already came up with the same idea and is happily posting away on a site that should be MINE (nah, they did a better job anyway).    It’s hard coming up with an original idea these days,...