I know not to judge a book by it’s cover. Ironically, I’ll still judge people by the cover of the books that they’re reading. I know you do too! The unfortunate truth is that I’ve gotten suckered into enjoying the paranormal crap flooding the market, as well. Damn you...

My eyes had begun to glaze over as I made my way through the pet store in search of the perfect fish. I passed small, beady-eyed cichlids and dozens of other shiny fish that flitted from one end of their tanks to the other. Nothing really peaked my interest, though. They were all just boring...

Do you ever wonder why they’re two different species of lice (i.e. the head louse and crab louse) crawling around our bodies when it makes more sense to just get harassed by one friggin kind of louse? No? Maybe it’s just me then… *Googling* AHA! I knew it! Basically, we have...

It’s amazing how a thick layer of fat transforms the most hideous, gangly animal into something you can’t resist hugging. Plump hippos, wrinkled elephants, morbidly obese pugs, and waddling penguins are examples of animals that are all incredibly popular. This is quite possibly...

I was lying in bed wondering how anyone could possibly fall asleep in the stifling heat. And then I heard it… Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz My red eyes popped open, bulging out of their sockets. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz I woke up and flailed around wildly. The buzzing stopped. The silence would have been...

While out at sea, sailors would occasionally come across a creature in the water that resembled a rather large women.  It was usually just a manatee (a.k.a sea-cow or dugong) swimming underneath the water, but it might have been a mermaid for all we know. It may also have been wishful...