While snorkeling in Hawaii, I was overwhelmed with all the sea cucumbers scooting along the sea-floor like rambunctious little turds. I didn’t see a single dolphin on this trip, so I had to satisfy myself with the herds of sea cucumbers that gracefully made their way from one side of the...

Fact: Female goats have beards, but they still look sexy in a pair of panties. Fact: Goat’s milk is way easier to digest than cow milk Fact: Respect the goat! Fact? According to Roman history, on February 15th, young men would run around wearing only the skins of goats they...

An abandoned fly followed me into my house recently. It’s pretty big as far as flies go, and needs more space than I can provide. He is very well behaved and likes nothing more sharing a donut and some dysentery with his loving owner. If you know anyone who can give Vincent a good home,...