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Kids Like Beards

Seafoodpuncher — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 07:22:20 +0000

Fact: Female goats have beards, but they still look sexy in a pair of panties.

Fact: Goat’s milk is way easier to digest than cow milk

Fact: Respect the goat!

Fact? According to Roman history, on February 15th, young men would
run around wearing only the skins of goats they sacrificed
earlier and hit women with strips of goat skin, known as februa,
to promote fertility. It is from these purification instruments
that the month of February gets its name.

WHAT?!

Here is an illustration dedicated to our awesome, well endowed, bovine friend-the goat. Try not to get too turned on.

note: seafoodpunch does not endorse the whipping of women to promote fertility.

Inspired by a visit to Nanny Goats in Panties

My Fly is Down

Seafoodpuncher — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 09:26:53 +0000

An abandoned fly followed me into my house recently. It’s pretty big as far as flies go, and needs more space than I can provide.

He is very well behaved and likes nothing more sharing a donut and some dysentery with his loving owner.

If you know anyone who can give Vincent a good home, please let me know.

Sweater Make-overs!

Seafoodpuncher — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 08:23:11 +0000

Sweaters seem to transform even the ugliest of beasts into something more appealing. Maybe it’s the fact that sweaters add extra bulk to an animal (the Squishy effect), or because we pity anything that has lost all self-respect.

Either way, if you’re an ugly animal in need of a hug, try on a sweater. It may be the answer.