I have too much crap.  The Solution: Participate in an online white elephant party hosted by NGIP and hope someone else has more closet space than I do for snowman-shaped salt shakers, Mickey Mouse watches, inflatable dumbbells and various holiday-themed wool socks. Unfortunately,...

It’s a new year! Time to learn to become more productive and to make the best out of whatever life hands you…even if the crap you deal with turns into nothing more than a bigger ball of sh*t. Just remember, some things consider a ball of poop a...

It’s always amazing how people will pay top-dollar for a life threatening  experience. Take a puffer fish dinner, for example: A few tiny slivers of this so called delicacy-a.k.a fugu – will cost you upwards of a few 100 dollars. Eating pufferfish is a way for less active...

You know what’s scary to most walruses? Killer whales! buaaaarrgh. But what happens when a walrus gets vampified… Well, actually…nothing really...

O.K. There are two things you can never have enough of: Goats and Panties. Or is it milk and cookies? Either way, I have the bad habit of drawing animals in awkward situations. Who knew that drawing a self-conscious goat in panties would land me an awesome goaty calendar without the goaty...

Listen people! I have to say this in case any previous employers read my blog…do NOT under any circumstances handle bats. Call your local wildlife rehabilitator. I know Twilightis all the rage…STILL…but making out with a bat is a guaranteed way of getting rabies since the virus is in...