Ever want the Jacuzzi to yourself? Well, the solution would be to avoid putting any chlorine in the bacteria riddled water so you end up with a nice, fresh “hot tub rash”. Sure, it will itch, and it sure as hell will be uncomfortable. But at least you know that nobody will want to get into...

  I have too much crap. The Solution: Participate in an online white elephant party hosted by NGIP and hope someone else has more closet space than I do for snowman-shaped salt shakers, Mickey Mouse watches, inflatable dumbbells and various holiday-themed wool socks. Unfortunately,...

It’s a new year! Time to learn to become more productive and to make the best out of whatever life hands you…even if the crap you deal with turns into nothing more than a bigger ball of sh*t. Just remember, some things consider a ball of poop a...

Americans don’t like morbid stories: Just like they changed up the Brothers Grimm, getting rid of all the gore, they also changed Santa Claus to make him less frightening. America needs to censor everything, and just look where that got us: We have a morbidly obese Santa who eats all of...

It’s always amazing how people will pay top-dollar for a life threatening  experience. Take a puffer fish dinner, for example: A few tiny slivers of this so called delicacy-a.k.a fugu – will cost you upwards of a few 100 dollars. Eating pufferfish is a way for less active individuals...