Jacuzzi Phobia
Ever want the Jacuzzi to yourself? Well, the solution would be to avoid putting any chlorine in the bacteria riddled water so you end up with a nice, fresh “hot tub rash”. Sure, it will itch, and it sure as hell will be uncomfortable. But at least you know that nobody will want to get into a hot tub with someone who looks like a measles/leprosy/ hyper acne victim.
I shudder every time I think of people who have sex in hot tubs. Don’t they know what kind of icky stuff is in that water? That’s getting in your body, people! Gross! Not to mention it makes it even dirtier for anyone who gets in the hot tub after you. Bleh! I think I need to go take a shower now.
I agree, I don’t like hot tubs or swimming pools because of all the grunge. Wife likes them, but I don’t.