You know what’s scary to most walruses? Killer whales! buaaaarrgh. But what happens when a walrus gets vampified… Well, actually…nothing really...

You know what ruins a bathroom trip? No…it’s not the pet Labrador trying to push the door open, or the water from an eccentric toilette splashing up at your starfish, or the husband yelling at you to hurry up. No, my friends, it’s all about the toilette paper. Revisions are made to TP on...

O.K. There are two things you can never have enough of: Goats and Panties. Or is it milk and cookies? Either way, I have the bad habit of drawing animals in awkward situations. Who knew that drawing a self-conscious goat in panties would land me an awesome goaty calendar without the goaty...

Listen people! I have to say this in case any previous employers read my blog…do NOT under any circumstances handle bats. Call your local wildlife rehabilitator. I know Twilightis all the rage…STILL…but making out with a bat is a guaranteed way of getting rabies since the virus is in...

I don’t watch porn…but I do watch the food network for similar results. Lately, it seems like the most popular turn-on has to do with...