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Kids Like Beards
Fact: Female goats have beards, but they still look sexy in a pair of panties.
Fact: Goat’s milk is way easier to digest than cow milk
Fact: Respect the goat!
Fact? According to Roman history, on February 15th, young men would
run around wearing only the skins of goats they sacrificed
earlier and hit women with strips of goat skin, known as februa,
to promote fertility. It is from these purification instruments
that the month of February gets its name.
WHAT?!
Here is an illustration dedicated to our awesome, well endowed, bovine friend-the goat. Try not to get too turned on.
note: seafoodpunch does not endorse the whipping of women to promote fertility.
Inspired by a visit to Nanny Goats in Panties
I don’t care how cute goats are, if anyone starts whipping me with goat flesh for any reason, I’m going to headbutt them back into the Roman Empire.
I don’t know whether it’s harder to respect a naked goat or a pantied goat. Also, that goat doesn’t look very well-endowed. Maybe it’s the underware.
Holy Goat Whips, Batman! Seafood punch has a nanny goat in panties!
Yes, the Romans did a lot of dumb things, like electing Julius Caesar as dictator(and ending the Republic and beginning the Empire), and hiring more and more mercenaries (and fewer and fewer Citizens) into the Legions, diluting the armies’ loyalty to Rome.
Yuck! I’m sure it’s fabulous but I can’t drink animal milk. LOL I know… weird. Those are some sexy goat panties! lol
Corrina: At least tell me you like cheese! Cheese is the best thing ever! Also…what do you mean you don’t drink animal milk? what kind of milk DO you drink? and yes, goats are sexy in panties…but even sexier WITHOUT panties.
Marvin: I had to work 15 hour days the last week at a temp job. I’m back now! And can now honestly say that I have enough money for at least one more month of rent! hurraay!
You are unusually quiet.