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Golf is fascinating, isn’t it?

NO IT’S NOT!!!!

“Golf is a good walk spoiled”

I’ve played it. I was mildly entertained, but I would really feel sorry for any sap stuck watching me score a 54-over.

I can understand that the people living on the small isle where the sport originated didn’t have much to work with besides sticks, small rocks, and a golf course made up of rabbit holes. So naturally the game was a simple one. Unfortunately, Scots wasted entirely too much time playing with their balls, and King James outlawed the sport so the men could get back to their day jobs-archery practice.

Obviously you can’t keep someone from playing with balls for long, and eventually, the sport became incredibly popular worldwide.

But the fact that golf now has its own channel on TV and the idea that hotels are booked MONTHS in advance for the U.S open is simply unfathomable!

What am I missing here? I like playing with balls as much as the next person…but I don’t need to watch other people doing the same thing for HOURS.