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Raisin Attack
Sometimes enough is ENOUGH.
Who the hell needs TWO whole scoops of raisins!? Raisin bran was a great cereal back when the raisin to bran flake ratio was a little more appropriate. Now it’s just too much. All I know is that they need to print a warning label on those boxes letting people know that remaining within 15 feet of a bathroom for at least 30 minutes after eating the stuff is a wise choice.
Maybe the Raisin Bran Factory struck up a deal with the local plumber. It’s the only thing that makes sense! Do people actually PREFER a bowl full of raisins with some bran flakes sprinkled on top like parmesan?
Raisins are always showing up uninvited! They sneak their way into my cookies disguised as chocolate chips, hide in my salads and inside seemingly innocent candy. They’ve made their way into breads, puddings and even poultry!
Damnit raisin! Back off!!
I need some space.
In poultry? Really? Thankfully I’ve missed that one. I prefer Raisin Nut Bran cereal. Not only does it have a reasonable portion of raisins, but they are covered in crushed nuts and are awesome!
It’s merely part of the government’s plan to dispose of all those surplus raisins that they harvest every year. They have to go SOMEWHERE.
Think of it this way – it could be Wisconsin cheese that keeps showing up in your cereal, cookies, salad, bread, poultry.
Yuck! I super don’t like raisins, so I’m gonna agree that two scoops of them is WAY too much! lol You’re a brave girl for eating a bowl of them.
@ Corrina: I dont EAT them all. I eat AROUND them. Breakfast takes WAY too long now…
@FTW: Thanks for the comment! =P You’re right…it could be rat turds. But I’d still eat around those too.
I always think….Is that a raisin or a rat turd? Maybe it’s not more raisins, they just have more rats in the factory.
My daughter feels this way about raisins! I got her to eat one once by telling her it was a dead fly.
Dead flies are okay, but raisins are a non-starter.