Sometimes enough is ENOUGH. Who the hell needs TWO whole scoops of raisins!? Raisin bran was a great cereal back when the raisin to bran flake ratio was a little more appropriate. Now it’s just too much. All I know is that they need to print a warning label on those boxes letting people know...

An abandoned fly followed me into my house recently. It’s pretty big as far as flies go, and needs more space than I can provide. He is very well behaved and likes nothing more sharing a donut and some dysentery with his loving owner. If you know anyone who can give Vincent a good home,...

Signs of the apocalypse are everywhere. First it was a volcano barfing up smoke all over Europe, then a gaping hole swallowed a small portion of south America, and as if that wasn’t enough to get our attention, earthquakes began rolling through town driving the message home: The world is...