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Mastering the Stairs
9 out of 10 Americans are allergic to falling down the stairs.
I’m now part of the majority.
An incident with some particularly rude cement steps resulted in a swollen butt cheek and scraped arms.
Thanks to the very informative wiki-answers on “how to NOT fall down stairs,” I now realize that “taking more than one step at a time drastically increases your risk of falling.”
Thanks wiki-answers!
The scabs eventually fell off, and the scrapes healed over…but I’m still waiting for the swelling in my butt to go down.
Maybe they have a wiki-answers article about help with that…
What the…a “STAIRmaster??!!!”
Oh, cruel irony.
LOVE the artwork for this post! I have less of a problem with scabs, and more of a problem with mysterious bruises that appear out of nowhere. Maybe I should check wiki-answers!
You’ll be more popular with black men, for sure.
ha. I’m popular with all guys…but i did go to a bar once…not realizing it was a gay bar…and a black chick danced with me then she grabbed my butt and said “daaamn, you gotta nice ass for a white girl”. I went on a diet after that.