Mastering the Stairs

May 17th, 2010 Seafoodpuncher

9 out of 10 Americans are allergic to falling down the stairs.

I’m now part of the majority.

An incident with some particularly rude cement steps resulted in a swollen butt cheek and scraped arms.

Thanks to the very informative wiki-answers on “how to NOT fall down stairs,” I now realize that “taking more than one step at a time drastically increases your risk of falling.”

Thanks wiki-answers!

The scabs eventually fell off, and the scrapes healed over…but I’m still waiting for the swelling in my butt to go down.

Maybe they have a wiki-answers article about help with that…

What the…a “STAIRmaster??!!!”

Oh, cruel irony.

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3 Responses to “Mastering the Stairs”

  1. Surfie says:
    May 17, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    LOVE the artwork for this post! I have less of a problem with scabs, and more of a problem with mysterious bruises that appear out of nowhere. Maybe I should check wiki-answers!

  2. Marvin says:
    May 18, 2010 at 6:32 am

    You’ll be more popular with black men, for sure. ;-)

  3. Seafoodpuncher says:
    June 1, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    ha. I’m popular with all guys…but i did go to a bar once…not realizing it was a gay bar…and a black chick danced with me then she grabbed my butt and said “daaamn, you gotta nice ass for a white girl”. I went on a diet after that.

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