I already established that horror movies are an excellent form of birth control… BUT they’re an even more effective dieting tool! Ever try eating a mayonnaise slathered sandwich while watching “The Fly” ? It’s IMPOSSIBLE! If you can keep anything down while watching a slimy, mutant...

9 out of 10 Americans are allergic to falling down the stairs. I’m now part of the majority. An incident with some particularly rude cement steps resulted in a swollen butt cheek and scraped arms. Thanks to the very informative wiki-answers on “how to NOT fall down stairs,” I now...

I know not to judge a book by it’s cover. Ironically, I’ll still judge people by the cover of the books that they’re reading. I know you do too! The unfortunate truth is that I’ve gotten suckered into enjoying the paranormal crap flooding the market, as well. Damn you...