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Sucker Love
Vacuuming is the only chore people can get real satisfaction from. The proof is right there in the bag! Just seeing the container bulge after inhaling hair, dirt, dust, toy poodles, and various body parts is enough to make you want to keep going.
The only downfall is that vacuuming enlightens you to all the invisible chunks of grossness that you expose your buttcheeks to when sitting on the floor.
Knowing that you’ve just sucked an entire family of dust bunnies out of the carpet is quite an achievement! It’s even therapeutic. Unlike most government jobs, you have immediate results!
Holy crap!
I can SEE the difference! That came out from under what?! I ran around the house and filled the vacuum full of hairballs 5 times!
and then caught a spider the sixth time.
My god…I’ve saved the whole family!
I am a goddamned hero.
Some people get so excited by their vacuum cleaners that they actually share an unhealthy bond with the thing.
At least it’s an easy cleanup after a few awkward minutes of lovemaking…since vacuum cleaners not only suck; They also swallow (thanks for clearing that up Marvin).
I do feel a sense of accomplishment after vacuuming. Especially all the stuff that looks invisible but once it’s sucked into the vacuum bag and is all rolled into a big ball of STUFF — you can see it!
And then I feel kind of sick.
And the carpet is so pretty and feels softer after being vacuumed too. I have a bagless vacuum, so I REALLY get to see every bit that gets picked up after each pass of the vacuum. Good times, good times.
Vacuum cleaners also swallow.
Vaccuming is one of the few household chores I kind of enjoy.
JD:I knoW! i think vacuum cleaners have something built in so it LOOKS like you sucked up a whole bunch of nasties…like a mirror trick!
Surfie: yes. good times indeed. I think i’ll be pulling out the ol’ vacuum now.
Marvin: haha! OMG, i just had the same thought…but you did have it before me…so credit definitely goes to you! we are sick. It is entertaining though!
Jen: its a chore?!! ugh…i dont think i want to vacuum any more.