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Gray Days
Gray has got to be the LEAST appetizing color.
I came to this revelation when the soggy breakfast burrito staring back at me during a transcontinental flight was full of nothing but horrifying gray lumps.
It caused immediate depression.
Think of ONE gray food that tastes good!
BESIDES mushroom soup…
mushrooms are the exception because fungi are EVERYwhere (shhh…you never know when they’re listening), so you have to like them…or ELSE.
Mushrooms are just delightful…and even more delicious.
In any case, gray is a half-assed version of black…or white. Pick a side damnit!
This blasphemous little color is associated with hobgoblins (who like to hang out with mushrooms too fyi) since they live outside the moral realm and can’t really differentiate between good (white), bad (black) or gross (gray). Gray is nothing to be proud of.
Gray is almost painful…
But if you enjoy pain, which some people do, you could wear a simple gray bandanna - the symbol of S & M pride.
Coincidence? I think NOT!
A lot of thought went into that bandanna!
blargh. Gray just makes me feel blue…
which eventually leaves me colored confused.
(My god, this is a horrible post. Thinking gray will do that to you.)
What a perfect post to read this morning. It’s a grey, dreary day today, although the rain has held off so far. But I can feel it coming…
ha. i feel you on that one. Its hard getting out of bed in the morning when the weather is like this…so i dont. HELP ME!
I loooove gray.
Marvin: is this sarcasm? or do you also loove depression?