Four Legs Are Better than Two

Centaurs had a terrible reputation in ancient Greece. They were seen as vile, obnoxious beasts that feasted on meat

and pain

and BABIES…

and worst of all…they couldn’t handle their liquor.

Centaurs are mean drunks…

I’m not one to believe these stories since horses keel over from eating anything their poor guts can’t handle.

It’s doubtful that centaurs galloped around eating bacon cheese burgers and meat-lovers pizza.

Eating anything but grass would have been the end of these guys.

I’m just trying to spread the word about centaur ignorance…